Scare Tactic Liquidation


The Toronto Humane Society made the front of The Toronto Star (Canada’s biggest paper by far) today, announcing that ‘all animals must go!!‘ as they prepare for renovations.

While it sounds like the 60 animals are being pawned off like a bankrupt furniture wholesaler, this strategy will surely work to bring a sense of urgency to worried, compassionate people who have an affection for kitties with baggage.

It also helps make this more news-worthy to mention Bandit, the pit bull that gave some kid a 200 stitch-worthy mauling, is being held back since his behavioral assessment remains incomplete. Nothing a big furnace can’t fix.
Hopefully there’s beavers, ducks and squirrels like the logo promises.


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